{"product_id":"hotter-than-a-hoochie-coochie-graphic-tee","title":"Hotter Than A Hoochie Coochie Graphic Tee","description":"\u003ch2 dir=\"ltr\" class=\"text-text-100 mt-3 -mb-1 text-[1.375rem] font-bold\"\u003eHotter Thana Hoochie Coochie Tee\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFor people who don't take themselves too seriously\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003eThis is the shirt that makes people do a double-take. A smug alligator draped across an inflatable tube, neon text declaring your whole vibe, and enough attitude to fill a room. It's giving lounging legend energy.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003eThe graphic hits hard—hot pink stars, bright orange lettering, that perfectly unbothered gator vibes—on a periwinkle base that somehow makes the whole thing even funnier. It's the kind of piece that works because it \u003cem\u003ecommits\u003c\/em\u003e. No apologies, no half measures.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003ePairs perfectly with literally anything. Shorts, jeans, cargo pants, doesn't matter. The shirt is the statement; everything else is just the supporting cast.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat's inside:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul dir=\"ltr\" class=\"[li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mt-1 [li_\u0026amp;]:gap-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-disc flex flex-col gap-1 pl-8 mb-3 print:block print:space-y-1\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e100% combed and ring-spun cotton\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003ePreshrunk (stays true)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eDTF print built to last through actual wearing\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eUnisex fit, true to size\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eCrew neck\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003eFor anyone who appreciates absurd humor, bold graphics, and absolutely zero chill.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"FiveOpeSevenThreads","offers":[{"title":"Small","offer_id":49623984079062,"sku":null,"price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Medium","offer_id":49623984111830,"sku":null,"price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Large","offer_id":49623984144598,"sku":null,"price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL","offer_id":49623984177366,"sku":null,"price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2X","offer_id":49623984210134,"sku":null,"price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3X","offer_id":49623984242902,"sku":null,"price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0023\/0549\/1033\/files\/Woman_on_floatie_lake_2K_202607261323.jpg?v=1785090394","url":"https:\/\/wildfireroots.com\/products\/hotter-than-a-hoochie-coochie-graphic-tee","provider":"Wildfire Roots Clothing Co","version":"1.0","type":"link"}